Thursday, July 23, 2009

Words of Advice from a Mom Who Knows

This will be an ongoing post in which I will impart my infinite wisdom on the adventures (correction: misadventures) of motherhood.

Today's installment...

Always take great caution when your child enthusiastically approaches you with a smelly, brown substance on their hand. It will be in your best interest to wash said child's hand of said substance immediately. If you need to use an entire bottle of liquid soap to do so, then so be it.

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